Tuesday, November 3, 2009

May the HORSE be with you

As you may or may not know, today is Melbourne Cup day. The race that supposedly "stops the nation". Everyone except for me I guess. I have ZERO interest in horse racing.

I think there are three kinds of people in regards to Cup Day: People who love horse racing, people who (like me) have no interest, and the phoney's. The phoney's are the worst. The "one day" experts who treat today like it's fucking Christmas and then tomorrow return to ignoring horse racing. The phoney's are usually the ones drunk on the trains afterwards. There is nothing more sad than some drunk chick comatose with her legs wide open for everyone to see.

On second thoughts, maybe I like Cup Day?

May the horse be with you.

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